Good times, good times, good times ...

It is Monday.

I am well rested after a relaxing weekend at Lake Cypress Springs in Mt. Vernon with PBF (her BF has a beautiful home on the lake), her girls, The Kidlet and me.  BF's 19 year old son joined us as well and he became my new BFF after discovering that he has a med card in Colorado (meaning he can get weed legally) and that his twin brother is a gay porn star!  He was highly entertaining to say the least.

We enjoyed the time on the lake, boating, swimming and mostly sweating our tails off in 106 degree heat.  19 Year old was into techno music and talking about his DJ gigs in Colorado so while jammin' to his stuff, PBF and I kicked it old school and shared some of our favorite, Lords of Acid - I Sit On Acid.

PBF and I morphed into Betty Crocker and Paula Dean in the kitchen.  Not exactly but we did make a fantastic dinner on Saturday night and received rave reviews from the crowd.  I almost cut off my finger but paper towels and band aids kept it together.

We also had a discussion on words that people say that drive us nuts so I put together this little blurb that will make sense to no one but the lake crowd.  Enjoy below in blue ....

Dear "Doyle",

I hope that I have not ruined our plans to travel from "Warsh-ington" to "Huuu-ston".  I often get, "flust-rated" after consuming, "eaaa-ggs" which I know will strengthen my "leaaa-ggs" and an opportunity to say, "Do you like my body" yet often in public; I tend to make a scene and "se-CUR-ity" will be called.  It is embarrassing only if I resist and an "am-ba-lance" arrives.  My friends and "I's" give in at this point hoping that others can feel "let".  "Anyways" I just hope that you can have a "bless" day and always remember,

"Yo quiero Taco Bell"!

Truly, madly, deeply,

Kim