I heart David Wooderson

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       Danke,
       NYD

Yes, I have turned into a crazed fan due to the Magic Mike release on Friday!  I had a spicy dream about MM last night, I tried to go back to sleep hoping for a sequel (it didn't work).  In the words of PBF, "I'm hornier than Jerry Sandusky at a school carnival for Catholic boys".

"That's what I love about these High School girls man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Yes they do." 
      - David Wooderson
        Dazed and Confused


"No, no, no, no, no, man. I'm not afraid of love. I love love. Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right? And sometimes I'm the rebound guy. Other times, when I get lucky, I'm the "explore new areas of your sexuality" guy. But every single time, we have fun. Thank you. I have fun, they have fun. It's good for me, it's good for them. And I would argue that it's damn good for civilization as a whole".
     - Tripp
       Failure to Launch

Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about. 
      - Ben Barry
        How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days


Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and on paper, they're just better. And they know it too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coaching staff, your teammates. You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here. 
     - Jack Lengyel
       We Are Marshall

You gotta promise to God that if you ever destroy me you'll bury me here in the rose garden. 
      - Fenton Meiks
        Frailty


I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something. 
     - Steve Edison
       The Wedding Planner


I am anxiously awaiting 7:30pm on Friday June 29th 2012 with 12 single girls and a few gay boyz, cocktails and a little high jinks afterward at Glass Cactus.  Theme song for the night? Baby, I like it!