On the Crayon Philosophy:
"Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation... so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type... I'm like, 'hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'no - I want magenta!'"
On caring too much:
"Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care."
Is he a real person?
* UD dropped out of college after two semesters but prides himself on his intellect
* He listed himself as his favorite artist on Facebook
* He has repeatedly spoken negatively about the women that he has dated showing his lack of maturity
* Those ridiculous facial expressions when playing guitar are offensive
* Got talent? Absolutely but it seems that this UD should keep his trap shut unless he is singing about "candy lips and bubblegum tongue"
Congratulations Summer's Eve.
*** JM is not really the spokesperson but he would be perfect!
Have a great Memorial Day Weekend everyone, I'm out!
1 comment:
Is he a real person? LOL
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