Who taught you how?

I have an acquaintance that is always asking me about my hairstyle, choice of clothing, perfume, etc.  She is a very sweet gal but not really in the "friend" category.  I was just asked yesterday about my outfit and thought about the people in my life that taught me how to.............

Fix my hair:
Mom, the queen of White Rain Hairspray.  Also, Belinda Carlisle.

Coordinate clothing:
Madonna

Apply makeup:
No one, hence the reason my make up resembles Tammy Faye Baker.

Drive:
Kermit tried but failed miserably so I would give credit to the dumpy little man that taught Drivers Ed in the summer of 1991.

Cook:
Not my mother.  I had to figure this out on my own.  Still working on it.

Clean:
My grandmother, dusting and vacuuming was what I did for fun at her house.

Swear:
Duh, Kermit!

Be a good mother:
My mother and Terri P.

Music:
Kermit, college friends, on my own.

Art:
Matt H when we worked together behind the bar.  On slow days, we had lots of time to talk about his love of art.

Love:
The Kidlet, Mom/Dad, Matthew, Scott, Ashley, Jamie and Michael.